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Offline Billybream

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Aussie sensitivity
« on: 27.11. 2015 15:51 »
Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower:
Mongrel, ​ ​Coot and Bluey ​.

As they start their ​ ​descent, Coot slips, falls off the ​ ​tower and ​ ​is killed instantly.

As the ​ ​ambulance takes the body away, Bluey ​ ​says, 'Well, bugger me, ​ ​someone's gotta
go and tell Coot's wife.

Mongrel says, ​ ​"OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive ​ ​stuff, I'll do it ​."

Two hours later, he ​ ​comes back carrying a case of Beer.

Bluey says, ​ "'Where'd you get the grog ​ ​ ​Mongrel? ​"​

​"​Coot's wife gave it to me ​", ​Mongrel replies.

​"​That's unbelievable, ​ ​you told the Missus her husband was ​ ​dead, and she ​ ​gave you a case of beer? ​"​

​"​Well, not exactly ​"​, Mongrel says.

​"​When she answered the door, I said ​ ​to ​ ​her, "you must be Coot's widow."

She ​ ​said, ​"​You must be mistaken ​,​I'm not a ​ ​widow. ​"

Then I said, ​"​I'll betcha a ​ ​case of beer you are. ​"

Aussies are ​ so ​ ​good at that sensitive stuff
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Re: Aussie sensitivity
« Reply #1 on: 27.11. 2015 19:28 »
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the second Day.
On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and barbies on the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.
On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good. well almost good. God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a rest.
So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and clean the barbie. God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was bloody great! IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!
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Re: Aussie sensitivity
« Reply #2 on: 27.11. 2015 20:12 »
Uhhh,

Dear Mrs. Muskrat,

I believe you will find the attached to be interesting reading.

John A. Chaser Esq., JD
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Re: Aussie sensitivity
« Reply #3 on: 28.11. 2015 08:54 »
I'll let you know what she said as soon as I get out of hospital.
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Re: Aussie sensitivity
« Reply #4 on: 29.11. 2015 07:44 »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-IPcVaif3Q
This is 20 years old now, not much has changed since then!!!
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Re: Aussie sensitivity
« Reply #5 on: 29.11. 2015 20:25 »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-IPcVaif3Q
This is 20 years old now, not much has changed since then!!!

At least we took that song back... ;)
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Re: Aussie sensitivity
« Reply #6 on: 30.11. 2015 09:07 »
 What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral? One less drunk at the funeral.
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Re: Aussie sensitivity
« Reply #7 on: 30.11. 2015 20:02 »
hi guys, musky don't be so hard on your fellow countrymen, just come back from Aus. and found that the beer was quite week so had to drink more bourbon to get a buss, cheers
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