...wonder does it also apply to potholes, they seem to be stockpiling them
I believe the highway authorities were storing them in a huge warehouse somewhere but they've realised that the potholes were getting close to their Use By date so they have been loading trucks up with holes and have been installing them on the roads.
I heard that one truck was carrying a massive pothole when it fell off the back. It hadn't been properly strapped down you see. The driver reversed to pick up the hole, the truck fell into the hole; the vehicle and the driver were never seen again. Tragic!
Is a pothole a whole hole or is it a half hole?