Yeah... But I own the garage, not the Beezer, and I don't want it wee-ing on my nice clean tiled floor! :-)
I know where my leaks come from, 'cos there is golden oil in the gearbox, green oil in the engine, and brown oil in the primary chaincase.
All this grief, lots of bad words, and then you get on it and ride it, and all is forgiven...! :-)