"me neither"

[Topdad]

Have you ever ...
Kicked a Triumph (I don't mean with the kickstarter)...
Wondered just how much oil a BSA could possibly leak...
Considered forcing the Lucas people to use the their own electrics...
Wished you owned stock in a light bulb factory....
Had people ask you if England ever made motorcycles...
Ever seen a Triumph with good fork seals...
Looked underneath a BSA engine to check for oil leaks...
Substituted for a special tool....
Had people tell you your Enfield is a nice-looking Honda....
Tried to order Triumph transmission parts....
Used a Norton headlight at night over 30 miles an hour....
Noticed how many articles there are on replacing Amals with Mikunis....
Strained your eyes to get a good look at Fonzie’s bike...
Noticed how many people say,I used to have one of those....
Crossed some wires and so the whole harness went up in smoke.
While the wiring was burning the song "Somethings Burning" came on the
radio just to add insult to injury....
Ever considered riding anything else?
Me neither ...

Just read this ,some of it made me chuckle ,particularly liked the last bit, regards BobH

[muskrat]

Have you ever ...
Kicked a Triumph (I don't mean with the kickstarter)... Yes
Wondered just how much oil a BSA could possibly leak... All it's got
Considered forcing the Lucas people to use the their own electrics... Yes
Wished you owned stock in a light bulb factory.... Yes
Had people ask you if England ever made motorcycles...No
Ever seen a Triumph with good fork seals...Not older than a year
Looked underneath a BSA engine to check for oil leaks...No I know it leaks
Substituted for a special tool....Yes,All of them
Had people tell you your Enfield is a nice-looking Honda....No but BSA was called a Triumph
Tried to order Triumph transmission parts.... No
Used a Norton headlight at night over 30 miles an hour....Do they go that fast?
Noticed how many articles there are on replacing Amals with Mikunis....I've done Kehins
Strained your eyes to get a good look at Fonzie’s bike... Luv the pause button
Noticed how many people say,I used to have one of those....Not like this one
Crossed some wires and so the whole harness went up in smoke.Yes
While the wiring was burning the song "Somethings Burning" came on the
radio just to add insult to injury.... No but the wife said she could smell something in the shed
Ever considered riding anything else? The blonde down the road

Good one Bob.
Cheers

[morris]

Have you ever....

Considered writing comedy for television? Well you should. There's some good money in that