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« on: 31.05. 2014 19:28 »
can anyone tell me how to stop the local cats from crapping in my garden thanx

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Re: cat crap
« Reply #1 on: 31.05. 2014 20:02 »
Post a "No Crapping" sign.
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Re: cat crap
« Reply #2 on: 31.05. 2014 20:32 »
one of these
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Re: cat crap
« Reply #3 on: 31.05. 2014 22:00 »
One of these also stop the postman, door to door salesmen and god botherers. The other alternative is to trap them, they make really nice slippers. http://messybeast.com/cat-fur.htm
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Re: cat crap
« Reply #4 on: 31.05. 2014 22:07 »
Roll out some chicken wire, connect your magneto to it, and if you see a cat on it, give it a couple of turns >:D
I bet in a week or so no cat will dare come on your lawn again.
If that don't help, be nice to Bill and maybe he will lend you his dog *dunno*
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Re: cat crap
« Reply #5 on: 01.06. 2014 00:35 »
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Re: cat crap
« Reply #6 on: 01.06. 2014 06:01 »
This is the best solution I have seen
http://youtu.be/uIbkLjjlMV8
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Re: cat crap
« Reply #7 on: 01.06. 2014 06:15 »
Any one of these should take care of the problem


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Re: cat crap
« Reply #8 on: 01.06. 2014 08:48 »
the missus likes them all

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Re: cat crap
« Reply #9 on: 01.06. 2014 09:06 »
Oh, and by the way. If that's your back yard your not spending enough time with your BSA.
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Re: cat crap
« Reply #10 on: 01.06. 2014 11:37 »
Forgot to add - not suitable for yards with anything of the small furry/ feathered kind -but  beasts that are big enough get a polite hello
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Re: cat crap
« Reply #11 on: 01.06. 2014 16:59 »
Hi All,
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Post a "No Crapping" sign.
I saw this on while on Holiday in France , !!! as you know dogs cant read French !! LOL

I have heard that if you go to a local Zoo or Wild life Park and ask the keepers for a piece of Lion or Tiger Crap
place this in your garden and it will keep the kittys at bay ??????

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Re: cat crap
« Reply #12 on: 01.06. 2014 17:46 »
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as you know dogs cant read French

and Beavers !!! 
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Re: cat crap
« Reply #13 on: 01.06. 2014 22:45 »
I saw this on while on Holiday in France , !!! as you know dogs cant read French !! LOL

Sign looks more like a seal sitting on a squashed fly John, so even if dogs could read french (and believe me Bill, some of them do *smile*) they wouldn't be bothered less....
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Re: cat crap
« Reply #14 on: 02.06. 2014 08:53 »
Lion faeces.
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