I thought it was about time one of us "Aussies" came clean and explained that all these dangerous creatures are not really all that bad. We wouldnt want you thinking you couldnt come to Australia for a holiday without being bitten or worse.
Drop bears are not that bad providing you dont go near any trees, so just stay away from trees and you should be ok.
Snakes, well there are 23 million of us over here so I guess we can afford to let that number drop a little.
Spiders, well yes there are some deadly ones but if you dont let them bite you all will be well.
Sharks, lots of them so best not to go swimming even if we do have lots of nice beaches and a warm climate. The good news though is you can go swimming in rivers, I'm sure there are no sharks in the rivers, the crocodiles would have eaten them all by now.
So you see its not really all that bad over here....................................................