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Who is Jack Schitt ???
« on: 09.03. 2015 19:42 »
Subject: Who is Jack Schitt ???
There are many surnames that have historical significance.
There are for example, Smith, Brown , Jones , Hall , King , etc. BUT. . . . . . . . . . . .
WHO IS JACK SCHITT??????
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
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Re: Who is Jack Schitt ???
« Reply #1 on: 09.03. 2015 21:14 »
you might be just taking the Phish   ;)
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Re: Who is Jack Schitt ???
« Reply #2 on: 09.03. 2015 21:41 »
 *yeah*
And they where also related to the Crapp's in some way...
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Re: Who is Jack Schitt ???
« Reply #3 on: 10.03. 2015 09:30 »
It all It all goes back to the king of England, Richard The Turd or as his was known to many as Dick The Schitt.
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Re: Who is Jack Schitt ???
« Reply #4 on: 10.03. 2015 10:29 »
Was there a mention of holy shit in there , cos He's someone who I hold responsible for almost anything that goes wrong !! bob
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Re: Who is Jack Schitt ???
« Reply #5 on: 10.03. 2015 11:18 »
just before someone mentions it - Mr Crapper was indeed a plumber but he did NOT invent the flush toilet or the toilet roll
So there

oh and please leave a tail
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Re: Who is Jack Schitt ???
« Reply #6 on: 10.03. 2015 13:15 »
Was there a mention of holy shit in there , cos He's someone who I hold responsible for almost anything that goes wrong !! bob

Bob,

If you study the genealogy, O. begat Jack and Jack begat Holie and, by the way, his sister Fulla. Holie took up the cloth and never married. It is clear that all of us here are descended from Fulla, though the family name has been softened over the years and changed to reflect our successes getting our gearboxes working properly, thus, "Shift-Happens".

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Re: Who is Jack Schitt ???
« Reply #7 on: 10.03. 2015 13:59 »
Thanks Richard ,very succinctly put if you don't mind my saying , Bob *eek*
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Re: Who is Jack Schitt ???
« Reply #8 on: 10.03. 2015 14:30 »
Thomas Crapper (baptised 28 September 1836; died 27 January 1910) was a plumber who founded Thomas Crapper & Co in London. Contrary to widespread misconceptions, Crapper did not invent the flush toilet. He did, however, do much to increase the popularity of the toilet, and developed some important related inventions, such as the ballcock. He was noted for the quality of his products and received several royal warrants.

Manhole covers with Crapper's company's name on them in Westminster Abbey are now one of London's minor tourist attractions.[2][3] Thomas Crapper & Co owned the world's first bath, toilet and sink showroom, in King's Road until 1966. The firm's lavatorial equipment was manufactured at premises in nearby Marlborough Road (now Draycott Avenue).

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