But don't worry, someone sensible will be more helpful if you really want to persevere with the original one!
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Lousy horrible unreliable things
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Nope!

Okay... Lemme see if I can fit the sensible bit.
Gags or TMS as your a Nottingham chap and get some new corks, take a good look at them and pick out a couple that have no cork veins in them. Now as your going to need to work with an empty petrol tank. Make sure that your tank is spotlessy clean, petseal it if there is any fine rust on the inside. That fine rust is the perfect abrasive that wears away your corks!
If you do go the petseal route then you'll need to remove the taps so check the wire gauze filters and prepare with new fibre washers and ptfe tape round the threads.
Putting the corks in, You need to boil the corks so that they are well soaked, push them gently in without squeezing all the water out, that water helps in keeping the corks spongy. Fill tank with petrol as soon after fitting the corks so that they dont start to dry out. Its important to keep the corks surrounded with petrol to prevent the water in them drying out. With the corks in a nice clean chamber and water wet they'll last a long time. Dont be tempted to grease the corks in anyway they need to be clean and water wet. Ensuring all this there is no reason why they should give any more problems.
Edit... Roger after posting this I looked at the Ebay link you posted. Those taps do look good but again as with the corks, the tank would need to be clean with no abrasive material swirling around inside, the rubbers would likely wear away like the corks. Still think I prefere the original aspects though.
