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Re: engineers
« Reply #60 on: 06.10. 2021 09:39 »
Four engineers get into a car and it won't start:

Mechanical engineer says: "its cranking too slowly the starter motor is under-specified for the job"

Electrical engineer says: " no its the battery its voltage is dropping under load"

Quality engineer says: " its a well known problem on these they brought out a late change to fix the warranty issue last year"

The IT engineer says: "I've got an idea, how about we all get out and get back in again"?  *smile*
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Re: engineers
« Reply #61 on: 06.10. 2021 13:09 »
Having experienced the "quality" of some who like to term themselves "IT engineers" that joke is uncomfortably close to the truth.