Yesterday afternoon, my wife made a very unusual foray into my shed to fill up the watering can from the tap in there. I wasn't in residence at the time.
Over dinner last night she shamelessly accused me of being anally-retentive over the way I organise things in my shed. "I mean" she said, "what sort of a man organsies his fasters according to the time of year..." I had absolutely no idea what she was talking about until she explained that she had noticed a tin marked "spring washers" sitting on my workbench!
This sounds like a poor joke, but I can assure you that it actually happened and she was dead serious. What am I to do with her?
